Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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