And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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