on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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