hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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