i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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