Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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