im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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