It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We don't watch enough power rangers
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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