two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
