I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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