Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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