I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
