yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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