Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
vagina is talking i cant
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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