His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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