I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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