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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down

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  wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...

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• (315): View more from New York

  The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.

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  does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.

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• (510): View more from California

  all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.

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