well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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