Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime