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• (281): View more from Texas

  I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!

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  question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five

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  Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.

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  The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

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• (415): View more from California

  I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Hey, how are you?

  (1-519): View more from Ontario

  No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.

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