I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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