i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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