they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.