I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP