your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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