i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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