Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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