I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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