he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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