it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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