i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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