Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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