everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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