I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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