The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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