She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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