Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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