brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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