That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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