And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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