Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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