We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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