This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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