my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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