I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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