yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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