I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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