We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
How does one acquire holy water?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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