Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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