This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
last night I used snow as a chaser
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