We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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