Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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