I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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