love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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