Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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