why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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