glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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