I bet he comes in French.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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