How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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